Tuesday, June 21, 2005

This is an auto-generated telepathic communication invoked by the owner of mailbox Vvedam@pun.cognizant.telepathy.in .
The telepathic interferences detected by the Portal have indicated the presence of a lot of activity in the Brain/Mind of the Owner of the E-mail Rajesh.Sreenath@cognizant.com
And a careful & graceful translation of the interferences have given reference to the following symbols which have been identified to belong to the more-common form of communication of Mortals, called the English Language.
This triggered the auto-generated reply in the English Language.
If the language of the prospective communication was something else, then just think of something else so that the Portal can identify the change in the Brain-wave patterns and generated a new telepathic-interpretation of the message and reply in the so-apt language or any other form of communication.
If there was no prospective communication, and the telepathic interferences detected were just coincidental, then please do ignore this communication and try to Forget the existence of the communication, otherwise the paradox of being-and-not-being might cause further complications in the operation of the Portal.
Thanks for the co-operation.
P.S: If the communication was abrupt or unclear, then just think again, to get a fresher reply.
For Venkat Vedam.

From: Sreenath, Rajesh (Cognizant)
Sent: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 5:44 PM
To: Vedam, Venkata Ramana (Cognizant)
Subject: RE: news
Though I could not read your message (as my comp is switched off), I can make out what you had written.
Pls read the Terms and Conditions and send a confirmation e-mail (to info@info.com ) to get me reply to your earlier mail.
User understands and agrees the technical processing and transmission of email communications is and may be required (a) to send and receive messages; (b) to conform to the technical requirements of connecting networks; (c) to conform to the limitations of the Service; or (d) to conform to other, similar technical requirements.

From: Vedam, Venkata Ramana (Cognizant)
Sent: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 5:36 PM
To: Sreenath, Rajesh (Cognizant)
Subject: RE: news
Sorry� I am not able to read the message because I have just switched my computer�
I don�t know if you have received the correct message, because my PC was switched off before I could forward the message. It is at the sole discretion of the PC that you got the message, but mind you that my PC was semi-conscious when it forwarded the message.
Anyways, assuming you have sent this message, I will reply in person when I happen to read the mail when the PC is fully started up and provided that the PC allows me to check this mail with out any masquerading or manipulation of the original communication.
Any misinterpretations of this text are deeply condemned.
Any misunderstandings/misconceptions that might emerged are sincerely given a half-wink and a harsh NO NO.
Any non co operation will be ignored.
Co-operation solicited in this regards.

From: Sreenath, Rajesh (Cognizant)
Sent: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 5:33 PM
To: Vedam, Venkata Ramana (Cognizant)
Subject: RE: news
I have followed the orders.
I have switched off my PC now.

From: Vedam, Venkata Ramana (Cognizant)
Sent: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 5:31 PM
Subject: FW: news
Forest king veerappan died, last year this day. In his
memory let us all switch off our pc's for 2 mins.

Plz fwd this to all local criminals as I have just
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