Tuesday, March 14, 2006

RE: Historic Win SA vs AUS 5th ODI (Some of the great moments)


I doubt the expression on the Face of Pollock :-P (Some Broke Back Moutain-esque :D)
But, ya this is a real show of Grit and Determination and Bloodymindedness from SA and more so from Aus (to lose), and also one more evidence to prove that Bowlers are Plain POS (Dont You know what that means?) that serve fodder to the batsmen... Playing in Smaller grounds.... oh Pull the boundary ropes inner a bit... and oh.... keep the filders all around the batsmen... One good suggestion to let 500 runs scored in an innings is to have all the batsmen in the inner circle. the fielders have to be athletic enough to chase the ball down to the boundary or stop it before it crosses them. what are they for outside the line.... right?
And hey... whatsup with the no ball rule... it would be good if we give free hit to the batsmen.... more SHOTs...!
And also make the pitches 'All-cement' or 'Semi-Cement' so that they dont crack up and dont have uneven bounce and dont swing and dont have rough to allow for the ball to reverse at the fag stages (thats when the so-called Fireworks are to be lit up... arent they??)
And yes... have the rule that anything that doesnot hit the bat is a wide... see... then we can avoid the boring No-scoring balls right??
And oh... let the bastmen use Graphite, and carbon fibre... and have broader bats... heavier bats... may be give some mechanization into the bats... so that the bat moves on its own faster and since the bowlers cant bowl away from the batsmen (by the previous rule it will be a wide), the batsmen will cover the stumps and press the button holding the bat in the direction he perceives the ball to coming in from. since the bat is broad if he holdds it straight and presses thetrigger in the right moment, he is sure to make a contact and we can see superb straight drives and straight drived lofted fours or into-the-press-box sixes...
The match was amazing, but it was more a resounding failure of the bowlers than an astounding success of the Batsmen.
ODI Bowlers... RIP! !!! ! ! ! !!!

Mark Boucher celebrates with his relieved - and absent - team-mate, Shaun Pollock, after South Africa's unbelievable, record breaking, chase, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Mark Boucher celebrates with his relieved - and absent - team-mate, Shaun Pollock, after South Africa's unbelievable, record breaking, chase, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

An incredulous Ricky Ponting leads his troops off the field, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

An incredulous Ricky Ponting leads his troops off the field, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Makhaya Ntini and Herschelle Gibbs lap up the acclaim, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Makhaya Ntini and Herschelle Gibbs lap up the acclaim, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

The South Africa team savour their historic win, which gave them the series 3-2, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

The South Africa team savour their historic win, which gave them the series 3-2, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Mark Boucher pumps the air after hitting the winning runs to complete South Africa's unbelievable, record breaking, chase, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Mark Boucher pumps the air after hitting the winning runs to complete South Africa's unbelievable, record breaking, chase, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Makhaya Ntini and Mark Boucher celebrate the moment of victory after they guided South Africa by one wicket in an amazing match at the Wanderers, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Makhaya Ntini and Mark Boucher celebrate the moment of victory after they guided South Africa by one wicket in an amazing match at the Wanderers, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Herschelle Gibbs launches another boundary during his amazing 175, which put South Africa on course to chase down 435, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Herschelle Gibbs launches another boundary during his amazing 175, which put South Africa on course to chase down 435, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Andrew Symonds takes a brilliant catch to dismiss Jacques Kallis as Australia fought back, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Andrew Symonds takes a brilliant catch to dismiss Jacques Kallis as Australia fought back, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Nathan Bracken congratulates Herschelle Gibbs on his incredible innings, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Nathan Bracken congratulates Herschelle Gibbs on his incredible innings, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Herschelle Gibbs, arms aloft, celebrates his hundred. He was finally dismissed for 175 brilliant runs, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Herschelle Gibbs, arms aloft, celebrates his hundred. He was finally dismissed for 175 brilliant runs, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Herschelle Gibbs lashes another boundary during his astonishing 175, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Herschelle Gibbs lashes another boundary during his astonishing 175, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Not to be outdone, Graeme Smith lashed the Australian bowlers in pursuit, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Not to be outdone, Graeme Smith lashed the Australian bowlers in pursuit, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

The scoreboard showing Australia's world record score of 434 for 4, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

The scoreboard showing Australia's world record score of 434 for 4, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Ricky Ponting scythes one through the leg side, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Ricky Ponting scythes one through the leg side, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Ricky Ponting raises his arms on reaching a memorable hundred. He eventually fell for 164, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Ricky Ponting raises his arms on reaching a memorable hundred. He eventually fell for 164, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Adam Gilchrist greets the deep extra-cover boundary. Again. South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Adam Gilchrist greets the deep extra-cover boundary. Again. South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Simon Katich pings another boundary, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Simon Katich pings another boundary, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Andrew Hall takes a breathtaking catch to dismiss Adam Gilchrist, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Andrew Hall takes a breathtaking catch to dismiss Adam Gilchrist, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Adam Gilchrist celebrates his blistering fifty, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

Adam Gilchrist celebrates his blistering fifty, South Africa v Australia, 5th ODI, Johannesburg, March 12, 2006

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